where?

Ok gang... I need to throw out a bat signal on this one.

Minneapolis is so tight, I can't even find someone to rent their backyard to me for camping.

Now, I'm going to ask: What do y'all think someone awaiting thyroid treatment with a migraines disorder on antipsychotic meds with no car should do? 

I don't even know what demographic it's appropriate to ask this question to, so I'm asking everyone. What should I do from here?